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Lev Grossman’s The Magicians

Lev Grossman’s The Magicians

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When an ex asks you, “Do you need help with the ladies?”

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve no idea what these flowers mean
And why i’m giving them to you.

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How to Break a Girl’s Heart

1) Send her a (n ATM) card on Valentine’s Day
2) Wait til she finds out it’s empty.

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Whoever said “It’s impossible” didn’t know how to Google.

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Phoenix - If I Ever Feel Better

If I ever feel better, remind me to spend some good time with you.

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The Naked and Famous - Girls Like You

I officially love them now.